MOVIES SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE!

So am watching some movie and in it, some guy comes to his ex in the middle of the night, she gets up to open the door, like half sleeping, but she still has perfect hair, make up and even voice for someone who have just awakened.

He enters, starts telling her how he misses her and how he wants her back, and of course, what movie would it be without some sex scene. So they start to kiss, go all over each other, and she of course has lace laundry on her, she is all shaved and ready for sex even though she didn't expect one. And now comes the interesting part. She get the orgasm just in a minute that his soldier went marching in her. And I was like: "Are you f*cking kidding me!??"

It is no miracle that guys have opinion that we are always ready for sex and that they don't have to even try in bed, because it is enough just to "get in" and the job is done. Well, if they see that in a movie, it has to be true, right?
Or maybe they think like, all the girls that i have been sleeping with had orgasms like that.
No way!!!!
Nope, guess again, they faked it. I bet on that!
So for all of you guys who really get all those movies literally, let me tell you a few secrets:

1. NO, WE ARE NOT ALWAYS READY FOR SEX!-So dear guys, do you know how much preparation do we need to have sex with you? We need to shave, everything or at least most of it, it depends on woman I guess. We are not always smooth like in the movies. We have body hair too. On our legs, bikini zone. And we don't shave every day if we don't have to or if we don't expect to have sex, because, lets be real, we have no time for that and we don't want to. Besides, even our skin needs a break from time to time. You don't shave your beard every day if you don't have to, right?

2. NO WE WON'T JUST GET ORGASM WHEN YOU GO IN!-For God sake, do I even need to explain this to you guys? We need foreplay, lots of it. Our body doesn't function like yours do. For you it is enough just to see us naked, but for a girl it is a different story. You can't even enter if we are not "In the mood" enough and that is pure biology. So yeah, you need to make a lot of effort to get as on the edge. Just going in won't do the trick.

3. NO, WE DON'T LOOK PERFECT WHEN WE JUST WAKE UP!-We are humans too, so yeah, when we wake up, our hair is messy, we have no make up so of course we don't look the same as we do when we get decent and go out. And you know what, we don't have to. We can be messy, have our sweatshirt on us instead some sexy nightie, because you know what, we want to be comfortable just as much as you want when we are at home. We are sick of make up, our bra, high heels, and when we close that door we just want to relax so deal with it!

4. IF YOU WAKE US UP, WE WON'T BE HAPPY!-Especially if some idiot ex is knocking on our door and wants to have sex. We need our 8 hours of beauty sleep, so if you mess with that for no good reason but to have sex, get ready to be yelled at.

5. WE ARE NOT PERFECT AND WE DON'T WANT TO BE!-So yeah, we are not perfect, and as a matter of fact, we don't want to be. We have flaws, cellulite and everything else, but you know what, we are looking for someone who knows all our flaws, and still loves us and still thinks that we are perfect and looking beautiful in our big old sweatshirt. We want someone who wants to make love to us even when our legs are not so smooth shaved, and if you can do that for a woman, you will get imperfectly perfect woman just for you, who will love you for who you really are, no matter did you just shaved your beard or not.
We are not perfect, but we sure as hell are worth it!